What was that?

Those of you who know me personally know how much I love everything horror and truly believe Halloween is a lifestyle. Not including the Horror related décor that lives in my house all year, I have an entire shed dedicated to Halloween. My pop up tents are black to be on theme, and I could costume a few classrooms of volunteers with my stock.

I do not do cute Halloween. Unless the cuteness is a distraction for the horror that awaits, cuteness has no place in my Halloween. It’s about the screams; the adrenalin filled nervous terror and the laughs of relief. Keep your plush ghost and pumpkin lights for the kindergarteners.    

That being said, I am the biggest chicken. I watch truly scary horror through my fingers, and I have been known to literally toss my cookies (or poutine) at jump scares.