47 Tabs Open

Welcome to the Chaos

The cyber home of an eclectic eccentric.

The Mind Behind the Mayhem

Eclectic eccentric, traveler, car enthusiast, retro gamer, collector of my childhood nostalgia, Corgi mom and fan of things that go bump in the night. My brain usually has 47 tabs open, so this is where I park my thoughts, showcase my treasures, and share life’s adventures.

I’m neurodivergent and have no filter – expect everything with the occasional plot twist.

Nostalgia

I retro game, collect ’80s and ’90s toys and basically anything that makes my inner child scream.

Welcome to my museum of questionable financial decisions and excellent childhood memories

Got Torque?

I push 450 at the wheel with 370 lb-ft of torque and my AWD doesn’t slow for corners. I’ve been hands on and opinionated with my cars since childhood and now have a fleet of 5, with everything from off-road beasts, to a ’73 VW Fluffy would be proud of.

Here is where I reflect on past shows, share current show coverage and chat about all things custom auto.

Boo Thing

Halloween isn’t a holiday—it’s a personality trait. I collect creepy things, love all things horror, and firmly believe skeletons count as year-round décor. But throw in a jump scare and I’ll launch myself into next October.

You can find posts about all my spooky collections and shenanigans past, present n’ future — right here.